Magical Genie

Granted, you shoot magic rainbows out of your ass when you eat spaghetti!
I wish IAMROBOT would laugh at the monty python references I keep making!

Granted he barely chuckles. I wish I had spaggeti.

Granted. But your ass gets clogged up by the rainbows that shoot out when you eat it.
I wish that i could,
FIRE MY LAZER BLAAH!!!

Granted but a taco pops up in front of you at the last second.

I wish for a Ferrari that doesn't burst into flames, blow up, or crash.

Granted, you stole it.
I wish i could make awesome vids like this. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c5-69E--PyA

Hello-ello-ello ladies.

Granted you make it exactly the same and sued for copyright.

I wish the week would go by quicker so we can get to the reach party.

granted but your three sixty breaks.

I wish I had super man's powers. All of them.

Granted but lex luthor makes kriptonite bullets and kills you.

I wish the Fred movie wouldn't be made.

It's already out dude. So, FAIL!

I wish that you would subscribe to schmoyoho on youtube (Look up DOUBLE RAINBOW SONG! on youtube. First result.).

Granted but I don't have a YouTube account so ha!

I wish my wishes I make wouldn't have catches in the end.

No way mothafucka!
I wish IAMROBOR would suck a cat's cock. Repeatedly.

Ok I suck on a piece of cooked rooster that the cat owns.

I wish you would jump off a cliff and die.

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Gene Shallot ************************** on a tuesday. But Who has that much pudding?

I wish you'd go away.

O_O
Granted but I come back.

I wish we didn't have so many L.A. projects.