War of Heroes.

Gas Master wakes to find himself in the middle of a battle. Not knowing how long he's been unconscious, he looked up to find dragon flying with who looked to be Blackjack hanging on to his feet. Blasting air from his feet and hands, he starts to follow them.

" Blade tournament I competed in that for years now I love fighting people because I get their powers when I make contact with anything they are touching or I can touch them." And who was that dude that is following us is he on your team. Also I find the term Bj condesending. And about the bandana they touched the parts so I gained their power I know this because I'm saying this telepathically.

"So you can fly eh? Well then, bye!" Dragon shot a burst of wind at Blackjack sending him soaring into the guy following. "I find your mother, condescending. Foo. Hey. State your name miscellaneous gasmask guy!"

Gas Master is hit by Blackjack but keeps flying. "Dude quit it! I'm trying to get to the Shadow man! I'm Gas Master, by the way."

First of all that fucking hurt and second your feet stink and I am going to fly with Thor's powers so ha he can even fly through fing space and he can fly at Mach 38 or light speed I can remember which. Oh and gas master awesome name we could so do like a huge bomb where I do the human torch thing and you turn the building's air into methane and boom and I mean big boom.

"Gas master eh? Hah. Best name ever. NOT! What's your power? Sucking?

Shut it. I control the contents of the air around any area, for instance, your surrounded by methane, I just need blackjack to use human torch powers and bam!

Sorry but no cigar I have to use it to fly right now and that would piss of Dragon and I don't want to do that again for the 3rd time apparently.

"So you control gas eh? Well I just ate a can of beans so control this!" Dragon farted, and used his air form powers to make it a hundred times worse.

Ok Im going to transport LA and I'll fight them till you get there and say we are at peace and I won't kill any of them I will just severely injure them.

Fine, bye. Oh and I make that fart disappear.

"Come on. We don't want Bj coming back here with a knife stuck in his crotch." Dragon flew towards L.A.

Meanwhile in LA. I pity the fool who is fightin dragon. "oh shit"

"My knife about to be inside a crotch sense is tingling."

Look I'm not here to fight you I need to save you from shadow mans brainwashing.

"I meant inside Bj's crotch. He's going to die from the people trying to kill him. Let's go make that not happen."

Oh your fighting shadowman too? Well that makes everything simpler. Um, can you teleport?

Hay guys guess what mrT like 50 and I stuck a knife in his crotch it was fun I wanna do it to shadow man.

"Now calm down guys. I'll be putting the knife in the crotch. Let's fly so we can have a conversation."

Wait I can't fly as fast as you. How do we get to L.A. in time?

Dragon used the air form to create a huge pair of wings. He put them on gassy's back.
"That seems fun right?"

Well yes, awkward but yes

Ah but I have 2 really long sharp knives.

Seriously when are you going to get here.

I've been sitting here for a month now when are you going to f******* going to get here!